LYNCHBURG, VA – A state of confusion has overtaken both students and visitors as the first College for a Weekend of the year begins. CFAWs are confusing the campus for recreational hotspots and are voicing their befuddlement to their parents, sources say.
“Mom, I thought we were going to the ski lodge after we visited schools,” 16-year-old Bobby Young said.
“Come on dad, when can we leave the bowling alley to go see Liberty University?” Sara Whirly prodded, as her dad began his third game in the basement of the new student center.
“Are we at Disney world, mom?” a puzzled Carrie Todd asked after her initial tour of the campus grounds.
Confusion continued through the long weekend, especially for visitors who did not attend a single academic event.
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