Jerry Jr. Replaces all Leaves on Campus with Trump Toupées

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In celebration of Donald Trump’s victory in the presidential race, Jerry Falwell Jr. replaced all of the leaves on campus with toupées that resemble president-elect Trump’s iconic and groovy doo.

Shortly after the shocking political results were disclosed, Falwell snuck out of the farm  to decorate the campus in a victorious yet hairy fashion, sources say.

Falwell released a short statement to the press that simply said, “I’ve been waiting a long time to do this. Jack Frost does not have anything on me. Go Trump.”

Some students didn’t notice the change in decor due to the fact that the wigs were the same color as the orange fall foliage.


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