Sophomore Awakens After Sleeping Through First Semester

LYNCHBURG, VA – A first semester sophomore woke up earlier today and realized that he had accidentally slept through the entire 2016 Fall semester.

Jon Reams, 19, woke up and realized that he had overslept 2,688 hours past his alarm. He reportedly blamed the mishap on his forgetting to set a second backup alarm.

“Dangit, I must have not heard my alarm,” Reams moaned as he rolled out of his lofted bed. “I need to start setting a second one so I stop doing this kind of thing.”

Much to Ream’s delight, he still managed to earn a 2.5 GPA for the semester thanks to the lenient grading systems of university classes.