Study: Green Hall Actually Beige

NORTH CAMPUS – An extensive study conducted by students in the FACS department has recently come to a close and has concluded that Green Hall is actually “a pleasant tone of beige.”

The research initiative began earlier last semester when a few FACS students suspected that something was misleading about the name of the building.

“Something’s not right about this,” Rebekah Jones reportedly surmised to her friends as they strolled through the corridors of a real-life paradox. “We’ve got to get to the bottom of this.”

After months of research and the exertion of their greatest mental faculties, the FACS students published their final conclusion.

The research has been contested with great force as the controversial verdict goes against pervading and closely-held sentiments. Unconfirmed sources suggest that a follow-up study by several interdisciplinary students is in the making.


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