Study: CFAWs Human Too

LIBERTY UNIVERSITY – A recent study conducted by the school of psychology determined that CFAWs are actually human beings and suggested that they should be treated accordingly.

The study concluded that the lanyard-wielding guests, although initially appearing as not possessing  consideration for others or a general sense of consciousness, are people who embody emotions, feelings and dreams.

Given the newfound discovery, students are urged not to sell CFAWs Convocation tickets or maliciously direct them towards family and consumer science classes.

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