LIBERTY – Dr. Tim Clinton’s mullet, an iconic hairdo prevalent in campus lore, released a new book earlier this week entitled Doo-ing Relationships Right: A Fashionable Approach.
The book aims to help males obtain healthy romantic relationships by calling them to a higher level of fashion. It was inspired by the strong correlation between male singleness and their glaring lack of fashion, as exemplified in their wearing of Chubbies and Chocos.
The 170 page book will be a required read for the remaining existence of PSYC 150, a highly-acclaimed and required relational psychology class.
Clinton’s mullet makes only rare appearances to the course, so the new required reading should satisfy student demand to experience more of its and its owner’s crowd interaction and wisdom.