Sign Conveniently Identifies ‘Tower of Bible’ to CFAW Guests

LIBERTY CAMPUS – The new practice of identifying buildings to CFAW guests with trendy red signs has been applied to buildings under construction. Notably, such a sign now resides at the ‘Tower of Bible’ construction site.

“And here is where the Tower of Bible will reside,” a tour guide said to the visitors as ominous storm clouds began swirling overhead. “We take pride in the fact that it will be the tallest tower in the city.”

Now all passerbys can be certain of what is being erected on the plot.

The identification has put to rest fraudulent rumor’s of the structure’s identity, which included Jerry Jr.’s summer home, a miniature model of Manhattan’s Trump Tower, or a new facility for the Family and Consumer Science department.

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