VINES CENTER – After sitting through several convocations centered around political themes and feeble attempts at making synonymous conservatism with Christianity, local student Sarah Fulcher expressed her disdain for the institution that protects her human rights.
“Ugh! Another political speaker? Politics are so dumb!” said Fulcher as she sat in a religious public gathering safeguarded by political institutions and law. “Like, don’t shove politics in my face all the time. Nobody cares about it.”
Fulcher was last seen shopping at the mall enjoying the globally rare phenomena of free market capitalism that has been secured and is protected by the politicians of her nation.