LOS ANGELES – Prominent Hollywood film producers and actors reported seeing a distant but definite column of smoke to their northeast on Monday. The source of the smoke was a blazing mountain of Liberty film students’ resumes.
The students set the pile of their work history ablaze after they decided that their resumes would be useless from being associated with the school’s latest feature film that will center on a firefighter-gone-prophet who foretold of Donald Trump’s election while watching Fox News.
“Hey, what’s that smoke way over there?” Leonardo DiCaprio asked Christopher Nolan, putting a pause to their conversation about the industry’s eagerness to bring in fresh talent.
Eventually the smoke began to subside, along with the students’ hopes of entering a secular workforce to share the non-partisan hope of the gospel.