GOODE, VA – An excited Jerry Falwell Jr. renamed all three of his children “Nick Foles” today after witnessing the suddenly cherished Liberty Online student win Super Bowl LII.
As president of the school that the national star attends electronically, Falwell and administration are all too eager to begin associating with Foles through marketing content and personal social media. Falwell has now set his sights on his own beloved children.
“Nick, please clean up your mess in the living room before Nick visits,” implored Falwell to his daughter. “And don’t forget that it’s Nick’s birthday next week; I hope you have a gift in mind.”
According to Falwell’s wife Becky, the children’s names should return to normal within a week.